Post by gathius on Feb 19, 2009 19:28:48 GMT
so after the last meet up, me and a few of the guys got chatting... and came up with one hell of a weird formula......
what if... pirates and ninjas had babies?
well, we decided that a Female Ninja + a Male Pirate = a "Ninrat"
now, Ninrats have the best qualities of a Ninja, with the worst of a Pirate... in other words, they can be masters of disguise, and hide perfectly in the shadows.. only to be given away by their stench of rum!
and also, a Male Ninja + a Female Pirate = a Pinja
Pinjas have the best qualities of a Pirate, with the worst of a Ninja... so whilst they can sail any vessel, their tolerance to alcohol drops dramatically and even though they love the taste of alcohol and always drink it, it always ruins their fighting
now, you may notice that the awesomeness of the Ninrats and Pinjas always comes from the women.. that is because women own men on a genetic level..........
but, we decided to take this pointless debate even further!!!!
and worked out, that a Male Pinja + a Female Ninrat = THE END OF THE UNIVERSE
but... a Female Pnja + a Male Ninrat = Cake no longer being a lie!
what if... pirates and ninjas had babies?
well, we decided that a Female Ninja + a Male Pirate = a "Ninrat"
now, Ninrats have the best qualities of a Ninja, with the worst of a Pirate... in other words, they can be masters of disguise, and hide perfectly in the shadows.. only to be given away by their stench of rum!
and also, a Male Ninja + a Female Pirate = a Pinja
Pinjas have the best qualities of a Pirate, with the worst of a Ninja... so whilst they can sail any vessel, their tolerance to alcohol drops dramatically and even though they love the taste of alcohol and always drink it, it always ruins their fighting
now, you may notice that the awesomeness of the Ninrats and Pinjas always comes from the women.. that is because women own men on a genetic level..........
but, we decided to take this pointless debate even further!!!!
and worked out, that a Male Pinja + a Female Ninrat = THE END OF THE UNIVERSE
but... a Female Pnja + a Male Ninrat = Cake no longer being a lie!
